85 year old man and  25 year old girl

An 85-year-old man married a lovely 25-year-old woman. Because of her new husband's advanced age, the woman proposed that on their wedding night they should have separate rooms so that the old man would not over-exert himself. After the wedding guests had left, they drove off to a hotel and took two rooms. After a while, the husband knocked on the door, came in, and they had a good time.

He returned to his room, and she was ready to go to sleep for the night.

After a few minutes, he knocked on the door again and visited her a second time. He wished her a good good night and left. As she was about to fall asleep for the second time, there was another knock at the door and there he was again, fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for more. As they were laying in the afterglow, the young bride said to him, "I am really impressed that at your age you can make love three times in one night. I have known men less than half your age who could do it only once." The old man looked puzzled at her and asked, "Was I here already?"

 
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