I FORGOT WHERE I LIVE

    

       An old man sat on a park bench crying. A   young man walked by and

  asked him why he was crying. The old man said, "I'm   retired, with a

  fat pension, I have a big luxury apartment and a beautiful   young wife

  who loves me." The young man asked, "Then why the hell are   you

  crying!?" The old man replied, "I forgot where I live!"

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